Ashton and demi still legally married

After questions arose regarding why the pair have never legally ended their marriage despite it being almost a year since their split and both moving on into separate relationships, sources close to the actor's new girlfriend Mila Kunis SHOCKED with the assertion that the nuptials were never legally solidified, and they had only had a symbolic Kabbalah wedding in 2005!

However, according to a Quitclaim deed on one of their properties filed in March of 2012 in the El Lay County Recorder's Office - which requires marital status descriptions on all California real estate transfers - Demi is regarded to as a "spouse" and Ashton a "married man!"

WELL.

While that confirms that these two are recognized by the state as a married couple, this still doesn't provide an explanation as to what is keeping these from OFFICIALLY calling it quits!

Especially since Ashton's calling Mila his "little wife!"

Someone might want to explain the definition of that word to him again, because something is telling us he may not 100% understand what he's saying here!

LOLz!

We kid, we kid!

But seriously - what do U guys think is going on with these two??

Salena gomez got some new ink

We guess Selena Gomez is learning the hard way that one just isn't enough!

The starlet got her first tattoo back in February - a tiny music note on her wrist - and recently in New York, decided to expand upon her body art by having the number 76 inked onto the back of her neck in Roman numerals!

Ch-ch-check out the finished product (above)!

As the artist, Bang Bang, explains:

‘The tattoo was a tribute to a family member who she said means a lot to her. Selena was nervous it might have been painful, so she held her best friend's hand the whole time. But she did a great job.’

And she looks positively thrilled with the results, so we guess the experience couldn't have hurt TOO bad!

So lovely of her to pay tribute so someone close to her in such a deeply personal way!

Justin's gonna have to watch out, though!

Soon enough his lady is going to have more tats than he does! LOLz!

Harry styles of 1D bought an haunted house

Oh MAN!

Does anyone else foresee an especially terrifying episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories eventually coming from this?!

We certainly hope so! Harry Styles would be a GREAT - and adorable - narrator!

But apparently, TV shows aside, the One Direction member has purchased a notoriously haunted house in the Primrose Hill and Belsize Park neighborhood of North London!

And the ghost is INCREDIBLY well-known to locals as thief Dick Turpin, who along with his gang, used to frequent a pub near the house in question back in the 1700s!

According to reports, although the now legendary highwayman was executed for horse theft in 1739, his spirit - along with that of his equally famous horse, Black Bess - is said to roam the area…specifically Harry's brand new four-bedroom home!

A source explains:

"The ghost of Turpin has been spotted in the window - and according to legend you can hear the sounds of his horse Bess's hooves. Locals say he used to hide in the courtyard next to the pub waiting for his victims to come down the road before robbing them."

So spooky!

But also AWESOME!

Harry already has a flat in East London, and just in case things start getting a little TOO weird in his new place, we sincerely hope he holds on to it!

At least until the Halloween season passes!

Either that or he could just have Ke$ha come in and check the place out!

We hear she has a, ahem, 'way' with the supernatural that could help bring Turpin some peace in his afterlife!

LOLz!

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In the weeks and months leading up to his unthinkable murder/suicide, Johnny Lewis' father tried everything he could think of to help his son.

We told you Michael Lewis was a high-level Scientologist and friend to L. Ron Hubbard; it seems he used those connections within the religion to try and help his son through Scientology-approved rehab and treatment centers.

The Sons of Anarchy actor's Dad thought Johnny responded well to the rehab program at Ridgeview, an Altadena, CA drug and alcohol treatment facility.

Ridgeview advises against psychiatric medication for patients — as per the rules of Scientology — and endorses alternative methods toward reaching wellness.

Clearly, the treatment was not successful.

Johnny dropped out of the rehab facility opting instead to finish a jail sentence.

Several days after his release from prison, Johnny murdered his 81-year-old landlady Catherine Davis and her cat.

Lindsey lohan got choked IN hotel room

Oh Bajeezus, this W Hotel curfuffle just keeps getting weirder!

Early Sunday morning, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly choked and scratched by 25 year old Christian LaBella after trying to delete footage of herself from his cell phone.

But who is this supposed assailant?! We already knew he was a starf*cker one who loves to canoodle with celebs, and that his aunt is a writer for Chelsea Lately, but did you know he's also a staffer for Illinois' Congressman Shimkus?!

And while initially LaBella was charged with misdemeanor assault, all charges against him have been dropped as Linds refused medical attention and didn't seem to be physically hurt.

Lilo's rep Steve Honig states:

"Lindsay was clearly assaulted, and I think there needs to be a consequence for that."

Obviously, LaBella's camp is claiming no fault, and his uncle Peter Jessop has expressed:

"It’s shameful that a celebrity with a personal publicist can persecute a nice guy like Christian. He’s a decent kid who met her at a nightclub and she invited him back to her hotel room with other people, and now she’s using her celebrity to launch a full-scale witch hunt against him just to be relevant again."

Hmmm!

Apparently both Linds and LaBella also filed harassment complaints against each other, but neither claims will result in police action.

After this whole nastay mess, Lindsay reportedly returned to her family's home in Long Island, where she supposedly suffered an asthma attack!

Super lame!

While we're sure there is more to the story than either party is letting on, why would Lindsay lie about being assaulted? Something is not adding up here…

1D member liam on a rebound with .....?

Looks like One Direction’s Liam Payne is keeping it in the X Factor family!

Not even a week has gone by since the 1D member split from his girlfriend, Danielle Peazer, and he’s ALREADY being linked to another woman!

So just who is Liam’s lucky girl??? Miss Bleeding Love herself, Leona Lewis, who, ironically enough, just ended a two-year relationship, as well!

A source recently revealed:

"[Liam] is really excited about how things are going with Leona. As soon as the chance came to ask her out he grabbed it - and they really enjoyed their dates together.”

During the past few days, the two have supposedly been making their way around London — and steering clear of the paps!

Reportedly, Liam’s crush on Leona developed when he watched season three of X Factor, which she won, and more recently, the songstress even offered up some career advice!

Now it seems Liam is following in Harry Styles’ way of dating older women, with Leona being eight years older than him!

We bet Simon Cowell is thrilled about this one! LOLz!

Taylor swift denies John mayer

Ooooo someone's got scrambled egg all over his face!

Queen of charts and broken hearts Taylor Swift recently addressed John Mayer's media word vomit concerning her hit track Dear John…

And while girl is NOT revealing the tune's main male inspiration, she thinks it's rather silly that Mayer believes it's allll about him!

In a recent interview, T Swizzle was asked what she thought about Johnny boy's assumption, to which the rouge-lipped beauty answered:

"How presumptuous! I never disclose who my songs are about."

Ha!!

Swifty didn't even want to KNOW what Katy Perry's most recent flame had said about Dear John, exclaiming:

"I don't want to know, I don't want to know. I know it wasn't good, so I don't want to know. I put a high priority on staying happy, and I know what I can't handle… It's not that I'm this egomaniac and I don't want to hear anything negative, because I do keep myself in check. But I've never developed that thick a skin. So I just kind of live a life, and I let all the gossip live somewhere else. If you go too far down the rabbit hole of what people think about you, it can change everything about who you are."

Awww, child! What an interesting outlook on criticism.

We're sure every break-up and make-up tune that Taylor writes is loosely based on a variety of boys she's dated in the past…