Thor star almost paralyzed due to recent injury

Oh noes!!

Jaimie Alexander was hurt very badly in London earlier this week while filming Thor: The Dark World!

The actress who plays Asgardian Warrior Lady Sif was, according to her Twitter feed, very nearly paralyzed after an injury we assume she sustained during a stunt sequence gone horribly wrong!

She tweeted:

Today I sustained a pretty horrible injury. I'm lucky I'm not paralyzed. Thank you (with all of my heart) to those who've looked after me.

— Jaimie Alexander (@JaimieAlexander) September 24, 2012

Yikes!!

Jaimie is recovering in a hospital bed now on a lot meds but she promises she'll be back alongside Chris Hemsworth fighting evil in no time!

We love our summer blockbusters but sometimes we forget how dangerous those massive stunts are for the actors!

Thank God Odin she's okay!!

Suicidal chef murdered wife and cooked her body gross

This horrific story has us simmering mad!

Chef David Viens was convicted Thursday of murdering his wife, Dawn, and then literally BOILING her body for four days!

David pled not-guilty to murder, maintaining his wife's death was accidental. He claims he tied her to the bed one night in 2009 and duct taped her mouth closed but was surprised to find her deceased in the morning.

The slow cooking of her body, however, the Chef freely admits to masterminding. After letting her marinate for days, he disposed of her remains through the kitchen of his El Lay County restaurant, Thyme Cafe!!

Most of the remains, we should say…

Apparently the 39 year-old man kept the skull as a souvenir! GROSS!

He told investigators:

"[The skull was] the only thing I didn't want to get rid of in case I wanted to leave it somewhere… [It's] in my mother's attic."

In the midst of David's trial last year, he threw himself off an 80 foot cliff in Rancho Palos Verdes. His suicide attempt was unsuccessful, but it forced him to watch from a wheelchair as the jury returned a guilty verdict.

Travolta face off with sued case and comes out a winner

Look who's talking now — John Travolta!

And he's saying whatever the heck he wants after a judge ruled the Saturday Night Fever star was well within his 1st Amendment right to talk smack about a dude who wrote a disparaging book.

Robert Randolph claimed JT was a gay bath house super-fan in his book You'll Never Spa in This Town Again.

The actor dismissed those claims in a statement suggesting the author was mentally unbalanced so Robert filed a civil action against him for libel!

But the judge sided with Mizter Travolta!!

Good for you, Johnny boy!

If someone writes a book about where you're sticking your swordfish, you should be given the opportunity to defend yourself!

Get ready rob kristen is coming back

She's comin' Rob! She's comin!

After a busy week of Paris fashion, Kristen Stewart was seen on her way back to El Lay at the airport Friday morning.

Maybe she learned a thing or two about fidelity when she dined at La Fidélité. And hopefully she had enough fun at Balenciaga to refresh her spirits.

Cuz when she gets back to Tinsel Town, there's no doubt a whirlstorm of Breaking Dawn 2 media prep and Robert Pattinson lovage she needs to attend to.

Get some shut eye on that plane, gurl!

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Back in 2005, Johnny Lewis was a rising television star dating a beautiful singer. Eventually, he would go on to get a major role on FX's most popular show in history, Sons of Anarchy.

By 2012 however, the actor had become a threat to public safety in the eyes of his probation officers and as we all know, sadly he proved them right.

Various reports from SEVERAL probation officers have surfaced and they all seem to agree on one thing — Johnny was dangerous to himself and the community!

A document filed on May 17 states:

"[Lewis] suffers from some form of chemical dependency, mental health issue and a lack of permanent housing. Given this, [Lewis] will continue to be a threat to any community he may reside."

Ugh! If only someone had shared that information with Catherine Davis, who is believed to have been murdered by the 28-year-old.

The same officers continued to express that they were "very concerned for the well-being of not only the community but that of the defendant."

An earlier report from a different probation officer referred to Lewis as "out of control" and suggested that he "needs counseling afforded by a professional."

While we wish someone had taken these recommendations more seriously, this is one of those rare instances where nobody wants to say, "I told you so."

Joe and taylor are back together ??

Uh oh! Have Taylor Swift and former Jonas Brothers bf Joe reignited their former love’s flame???

The country crooner may currently be all cozied up with Conor Kennedy, but it seems like she met up with one of her ex-boyfriends while Conor was away at college!

Reportedly, Swifty and Joe Jonas were spotted backstage at iHeartRadio’s music festival last weekend in Vegas — and both were REALLY excited to see each other!

The two “hugged and kissed” and were seen having a pretty intimate convo — but don’t worry, it seems they are still just friends!

We guess she forgave him for breaking up with her back in ‘08… with a 27-second phone call!!!

Wonder if she reassured Joe that We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together is NOT about him?! LOLz!

Harry styles talks about worst and best kiss

From cougars to models, to even reportedly Natalie Imbruglia, One Direction’s Harry Styles has definitely lived up to his heartthrob nickname!

However, it seems the mop topped crooner hasn’t always been so smooth!

Harry recently dished about his early days as a lothario, which all started at the wee age of nine!

Of his very first snog, Styles recalled:

“I must have been about nine or ten years old. It was just a peck, but the girl was really tall and I was really short. I had to get a brick, put it up against the wall and stand on it to give her a kiss, because I couldn’t reach her face. And it’s really funny now, looking back on it!”

Ha! That is SUPER adorbz!

So things must have improved as he got older, right??

Well, Harry explained that at eleven, he had his WORST kiss ever because it had too much tongue!

Take that as a warning, Directioners! LOLz!

It seems that now, Harry has developed his charm because he not only has fans lining up for a chance to be with him, but also grown women!

Fast and furious is like justice league according to luda

Ludacris is spitting more than just mad rhymes these days.

The rapper-turned-actor is the first to give out any specific plot details for the sixth installment of the Fast and the Furious franchise.

He has confirmed that the action kicks off from the predicament Vin Diesel, Paul Walker and the rest of the car thieves were in after the last sequel. However, he also mad a sweet comparison to another huge comic book movie in the works when he said:

“It kind of takes up from where we left off and there is a whole new batch of surprises. The crew that is in Fast 5, we are going up against a rival crew, so it’s almost like Justice League up against the Legion of Doom.”

Despite his contract that prevents him from divulging too many deets, Ludacris did hint flat out say there would be another sequel if the movie makes enough money. Or at least that's our interpretation of this statement:

"My contract says I can't even talk about that. As long as the fans keep supporting it, I'm sure the movies will continue."

We're sure he won't get in trouble for that slip because everyone already knows sequels are only warranted by artistic financial reasons anyway. Ha!

Lil wayne got 70,000$ gift from nickie minaj

We know who to call when its our birthday!

Nicki Minaj solidified her BFFness with Lil Wayne Thursday night by giving her YMCMB cohort one of the coolest cars we have ever laid eyes on!

A red Campagna T-Rex 14R!

We hear the three-wheel hybrid sports car weighs only about 1000 lbs, and can get up to 150 mph!!

The little gift cost Barbie $70,000 bucks — money she wouldn't have if Lil Wayne hadn't giving American Idol judge her start in the music industry.

It was a great way to say "Happy 30th Birthday" aaand "Thanks for making me an international super star!" LOLz!

See more pics of Weezy's new ride (below)!

Lil wayne birthday brawl

Something tells us this wasn't the birthday gift Lil' Wayne wanted…

Celebrating his 30th bday in Hollywood, Lil' Wayne was partying with Chris Brown, Sean Kingston, and The Game when 211 allegedly made a huge party foul and started the dramz with Game!

According to eyewitnesses, Game was just chillin' when 211 came up and started throwin' dirty words at the rapper.

Soon enough, the sources say the situation escalated and climaxed with Game punching the lights out of 211! Ouuch!!

And even though 211 was the one who supposedly started the party feud, Game was kicked out for throwing the first punch!

Bummer! But violence doesn't solve these things!

Sean kingston 77,000 fined

Remember that time we talked about Sean Kingston being sued for allegedly trashing a Miami mansion he was renting??

Well… apparently he didn't do anything in response, so the judge default-ordered him to pony up all that sweet, sweet money.

Of course… he did have a $25k deposit, so that was deducted. Now all he owes is $52,858.

Ya live and ya learn!!

Kings of leon jared followill ties the knot

Anne Hathaway wasn't the only beautiful bride this weekend!

She shared her nuptial date with Kings of Leon's very own Jared Followill, who married Martha Patterson in a private ceremony in Charlotte, Tennessee!

According to reports, the reception included a five-tier strawberry cream cake, a fireworks display, and even a line dance to Copperhead Road!

Ch-ch-check out the couple's first official photo as husband and wife (above)!

Wow. Just look at them!

They both look just STUNNING!

And so, so happy!

We couldn't be more thrilled for all the newlyweds!

All the best, you two!

Michigan $1 Million Lotto Winner Who Was Charged With Welfare Fraud Found Dead

A woman who admitted to receiving food stamps after winning $1 million on a Michigan state lotto game show was found dead today.

The circumstances surrounding Amanda Clayton's death were not immediately released by police, but ABC News'

Justin beiber is sick , vomit on stage

Aww! Poor thing!

He's being such a trooper!

Justin Bieber was clearly not feeling too hot last night as he kicked off his Believe tour in Arizona, as he ended up vomiting twice on stage!

But that didn't stop him from pushing through his gastro-intestinal issues and finishing the show!

Afterward, he took to Twitter to reassure Beliebers attending tonight's performance that he was on the mend by sharing an ADORABLE photo of his recovery…and a pretty HIGHlarious Anchorman reference!

Ch-ch-check out the picture (above), along with the caption:

Great show. Getting better for tomorrow's show !!!! Love u

And …. Milk was a bad choice!Lol

AH-Mazing! LOLz!

But in all seriousness, rest up!

We want to see you happy, healthy, and hydrated tonight for all of your adoring fans!

Hang in there, buddy!

Ashton and demi still legally married

After questions arose regarding why the pair have never legally ended their marriage despite it being almost a year since their split and both moving on into separate relationships, sources close to the actor's new girlfriend Mila Kunis SHOCKED with the assertion that the nuptials were never legally solidified, and they had only had a symbolic Kabbalah wedding in 2005!

However, according to a Quitclaim deed on one of their properties filed in March of 2012 in the El Lay County Recorder's Office - which requires marital status descriptions on all California real estate transfers - Demi is regarded to as a "spouse" and Ashton a "married man!"

WELL.

While that confirms that these two are recognized by the state as a married couple, this still doesn't provide an explanation as to what is keeping these from OFFICIALLY calling it quits!

Especially since Ashton's calling Mila his "little wife!"

Someone might want to explain the definition of that word to him again, because something is telling us he may not 100% understand what he's saying here!

LOLz!

We kid, we kid!

But seriously - what do U guys think is going on with these two??

Salena gomez got some new ink

We guess Selena Gomez is learning the hard way that one just isn't enough!

The starlet got her first tattoo back in February - a tiny music note on her wrist - and recently in New York, decided to expand upon her body art by having the number 76 inked onto the back of her neck in Roman numerals!

Ch-ch-check out the finished product (above)!

As the artist, Bang Bang, explains:

‘The tattoo was a tribute to a family member who she said means a lot to her. Selena was nervous it might have been painful, so she held her best friend's hand the whole time. But she did a great job.’

And she looks positively thrilled with the results, so we guess the experience couldn't have hurt TOO bad!

So lovely of her to pay tribute so someone close to her in such a deeply personal way!

Justin's gonna have to watch out, though!

Soon enough his lady is going to have more tats than he does! LOLz!

Harry styles of 1D bought an haunted house

Oh MAN!

Does anyone else foresee an especially terrifying episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories eventually coming from this?!

We certainly hope so! Harry Styles would be a GREAT - and adorable - narrator!

But apparently, TV shows aside, the One Direction member has purchased a notoriously haunted house in the Primrose Hill and Belsize Park neighborhood of North London!

And the ghost is INCREDIBLY well-known to locals as thief Dick Turpin, who along with his gang, used to frequent a pub near the house in question back in the 1700s!

According to reports, although the now legendary highwayman was executed for horse theft in 1739, his spirit - along with that of his equally famous horse, Black Bess - is said to roam the area…specifically Harry's brand new four-bedroom home!

A source explains:

"The ghost of Turpin has been spotted in the window - and according to legend you can hear the sounds of his horse Bess's hooves. Locals say he used to hide in the courtyard next to the pub waiting for his victims to come down the road before robbing them."

So spooky!

But also AWESOME!

Harry already has a flat in East London, and just in case things start getting a little TOO weird in his new place, we sincerely hope he holds on to it!

At least until the Halloween season passes!

Either that or he could just have Ke$ha come in and check the place out!

We hear she has a, ahem, 'way' with the supernatural that could help bring Turpin some peace in his afterlife!

LOLz!

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In the weeks and months leading up to his unthinkable murder/suicide, Johnny Lewis' father tried everything he could think of to help his son.

We told you Michael Lewis was a high-level Scientologist and friend to L. Ron Hubbard; it seems he used those connections within the religion to try and help his son through Scientology-approved rehab and treatment centers.

The Sons of Anarchy actor's Dad thought Johnny responded well to the rehab program at Ridgeview, an Altadena, CA drug and alcohol treatment facility.

Ridgeview advises against psychiatric medication for patients — as per the rules of Scientology — and endorses alternative methods toward reaching wellness.

Clearly, the treatment was not successful.

Johnny dropped out of the rehab facility opting instead to finish a jail sentence.

Several days after his release from prison, Johnny murdered his 81-year-old landlady Catherine Davis and her cat.

Lindsey lohan got choked IN hotel room

Oh Bajeezus, this W Hotel curfuffle just keeps getting weirder!

Early Sunday morning, Lindsay Lohan was allegedly choked and scratched by 25 year old Christian LaBella after trying to delete footage of herself from his cell phone.

But who is this supposed assailant?! We already knew he was a starf*cker one who loves to canoodle with celebs, and that his aunt is a writer for Chelsea Lately, but did you know he's also a staffer for Illinois' Congressman Shimkus?!

And while initially LaBella was charged with misdemeanor assault, all charges against him have been dropped as Linds refused medical attention and didn't seem to be physically hurt.

Lilo's rep Steve Honig states:

"Lindsay was clearly assaulted, and I think there needs to be a consequence for that."

Obviously, LaBella's camp is claiming no fault, and his uncle Peter Jessop has expressed:

"It’s shameful that a celebrity with a personal publicist can persecute a nice guy like Christian. He’s a decent kid who met her at a nightclub and she invited him back to her hotel room with other people, and now she’s using her celebrity to launch a full-scale witch hunt against him just to be relevant again."

Hmmm!

Apparently both Linds and LaBella also filed harassment complaints against each other, but neither claims will result in police action.

After this whole nastay mess, Lindsay reportedly returned to her family's home in Long Island, where she supposedly suffered an asthma attack!

Super lame!

While we're sure there is more to the story than either party is letting on, why would Lindsay lie about being assaulted? Something is not adding up here…

1D member liam on a rebound with .....?

Looks like One Direction’s Liam Payne is keeping it in the X Factor family!

Not even a week has gone by since the 1D member split from his girlfriend, Danielle Peazer, and he’s ALREADY being linked to another woman!

So just who is Liam’s lucky girl??? Miss Bleeding Love herself, Leona Lewis, who, ironically enough, just ended a two-year relationship, as well!

A source recently revealed:

"[Liam] is really excited about how things are going with Leona. As soon as the chance came to ask her out he grabbed it - and they really enjoyed their dates together.”

During the past few days, the two have supposedly been making their way around London — and steering clear of the paps!

Reportedly, Liam’s crush on Leona developed when he watched season three of X Factor, which she won, and more recently, the songstress even offered up some career advice!

Now it seems Liam is following in Harry Styles’ way of dating older women, with Leona being eight years older than him!

We bet Simon Cowell is thrilled about this one! LOLz!