Thor star almost paralyzed due to recent injury

Oh noes!!

Jaimie Alexander was hurt very badly in London earlier this week while filming Thor: The Dark World!

The actress who plays Asgardian Warrior Lady Sif was, according to her Twitter feed, very nearly paralyzed after an injury we assume she sustained during a stunt sequence gone horribly wrong!

She tweeted:

Today I sustained a pretty horrible injury. I'm lucky I'm not paralyzed. Thank you (with all of my heart) to those who've looked after me.

— Jaimie Alexander (@JaimieAlexander) September 24, 2012

Yikes!!

Jaimie is recovering in a hospital bed now on a lot meds but she promises she'll be back alongside Chris Hemsworth fighting evil in no time!

We love our summer blockbusters but sometimes we forget how dangerous those massive stunts are for the actors!

Thank God Odin she's okay!!

Suicidal chef murdered wife and cooked her body gross

This horrific story has us simmering mad!

Chef David Viens was convicted Thursday of murdering his wife, Dawn, and then literally BOILING her body for four days!

David pled not-guilty to murder, maintaining his wife's death was accidental. He claims he tied her to the bed one night in 2009 and duct taped her mouth closed but was surprised to find her deceased in the morning.

The slow cooking of her body, however, the Chef freely admits to masterminding. After letting her marinate for days, he disposed of her remains through the kitchen of his El Lay County restaurant, Thyme Cafe!!

Most of the remains, we should say…

Apparently the 39 year-old man kept the skull as a souvenir! GROSS!

He told investigators:

"[The skull was] the only thing I didn't want to get rid of in case I wanted to leave it somewhere… [It's] in my mother's attic."

In the midst of David's trial last year, he threw himself off an 80 foot cliff in Rancho Palos Verdes. His suicide attempt was unsuccessful, but it forced him to watch from a wheelchair as the jury returned a guilty verdict.

Travolta face off with sued case and comes out a winner

Look who's talking now — John Travolta!

And he's saying whatever the heck he wants after a judge ruled the Saturday Night Fever star was well within his 1st Amendment right to talk smack about a dude who wrote a disparaging book.

Robert Randolph claimed JT was a gay bath house super-fan in his book You'll Never Spa in This Town Again.

The actor dismissed those claims in a statement suggesting the author was mentally unbalanced so Robert filed a civil action against him for libel!

But the judge sided with Mizter Travolta!!

Good for you, Johnny boy!

If someone writes a book about where you're sticking your swordfish, you should be given the opportunity to defend yourself!

Get ready rob kristen is coming back

She's comin' Rob! She's comin!

After a busy week of Paris fashion, Kristen Stewart was seen on her way back to El Lay at the airport Friday morning.

Maybe she learned a thing or two about fidelity when she dined at La Fidélité. And hopefully she had enough fun at Balenciaga to refresh her spirits.

Cuz when she gets back to Tinsel Town, there's no doubt a whirlstorm of Breaking Dawn 2 media prep and Robert Pattinson lovage she needs to attend to.

Get some shut eye on that plane, gurl!

johnny-lewis-probation-officers

Back in 2005, Johnny Lewis was a rising television star dating a beautiful singer. Eventually, he would go on to get a major role on FX's most popular show in history, Sons of Anarchy.

By 2012 however, the actor had become a threat to public safety in the eyes of his probation officers and as we all know, sadly he proved them right.

Various reports from SEVERAL probation officers have surfaced and they all seem to agree on one thing — Johnny was dangerous to himself and the community!

A document filed on May 17 states:

"[Lewis] suffers from some form of chemical dependency, mental health issue and a lack of permanent housing. Given this, [Lewis] will continue to be a threat to any community he may reside."

Ugh! If only someone had shared that information with Catherine Davis, who is believed to have been murdered by the 28-year-old.

The same officers continued to express that they were "very concerned for the well-being of not only the community but that of the defendant."

An earlier report from a different probation officer referred to Lewis as "out of control" and suggested that he "needs counseling afforded by a professional."

While we wish someone had taken these recommendations more seriously, this is one of those rare instances where nobody wants to say, "I told you so."

Joe and taylor are back together ??

Uh oh! Have Taylor Swift and former Jonas Brothers bf Joe reignited their former love’s flame???

The country crooner may currently be all cozied up with Conor Kennedy, but it seems like she met up with one of her ex-boyfriends while Conor was away at college!

Reportedly, Swifty and Joe Jonas were spotted backstage at iHeartRadio’s music festival last weekend in Vegas — and both were REALLY excited to see each other!

The two “hugged and kissed” and were seen having a pretty intimate convo — but don’t worry, it seems they are still just friends!

We guess she forgave him for breaking up with her back in ‘08… with a 27-second phone call!!!

Wonder if she reassured Joe that We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together is NOT about him?! LOLz!

Harry styles talks about worst and best kiss

From cougars to models, to even reportedly Natalie Imbruglia, One Direction’s Harry Styles has definitely lived up to his heartthrob nickname!

However, it seems the mop topped crooner hasn’t always been so smooth!

Harry recently dished about his early days as a lothario, which all started at the wee age of nine!

Of his very first snog, Styles recalled:

“I must have been about nine or ten years old. It was just a peck, but the girl was really tall and I was really short. I had to get a brick, put it up against the wall and stand on it to give her a kiss, because I couldn’t reach her face. And it’s really funny now, looking back on it!”

Ha! That is SUPER adorbz!

So things must have improved as he got older, right??

Well, Harry explained that at eleven, he had his WORST kiss ever because it had too much tongue!

Take that as a warning, Directioners! LOLz!

It seems that now, Harry has developed his charm because he not only has fans lining up for a chance to be with him, but also grown women!